So there is a basketball player, that's usually how all good dates start out right!? ;^) After the basketball players last home game I just went to my friends house to chill. At about 10:00 when the guys were done with the coach pep talk and were able to leave I got a text from one of the players (they call them players for a reason), Matt. Matt and I had been talking for a while but we haven't done TONS together. He was going to a after-party to watch his teammates drink & smoke (but he doesn't do that) and I was just going to stay with my friend. So at about 11:00 as I was getting ready to go home and go to bed he texted and asked if I would come over. I was like, "Really!? At 11:00? There isn't much to do at that time of night." But he persisted. I said, "I couldn't because I had to wake up early for church the next morning." After some more texts of insisting and rejection he said, "If you come over, I will go to church with you tomorrow." Well being the missionary oriented person I like to be he had me. I was like, "OK!" So I went over. I told him though that nothing would be happening that evening between us.
I sat on the couch and we started chatting, talking about the game, etc., and then when I was in mid-sentence (yet again) he goes in for the kill and just starts kissing me. Fine. Why do boys do that?! I stopped him and I said, "Whoa, whoa! I told you nothing was going to happen tonight." I told him that I didn't like that he asked me to come over at 11:00 and that it made me feel like a booty call even though I never give him any of that. He laughed and he said, "You are not a booty call!" So I was like, "Fine." and we kissed. He kept stopping every now and then to laugh and say, "Booty call!? HAHA I can't believe you thought you were! You mean more to me than that." (whatever.)
So we talked alot that night then I left to go home and go to sleep and I told him I would pick him up on my way to church. He said he couldn't come anymore because he needed his beauty sleep. LIAR!!!! I was like, "WHAT!?" We talked about it and he was not coming. Lame butt!
So he texted me the next day and did ask how church was. I said, "great. only 3 hours and it really flew by!" These are the texts he sent, "I don't kno how u can say only 3 houRS cuz for me it's so freakin long" I said, "Really!? Did it seem like that long last night?" He said, "Don't even try to compare last night with church. If church was like that I would go all day all sundays!"
HAHA! There is a new aspect to missionary work except for the fact that it didn't get him to church! ;^) Here is where the story gets lame. I am done with athlete's. NO MORE!!!! So after repeatedly telling me I was not a booty call. At least two weeks went by before I heard from him again. Dang player!
Tuesday, January 20, 2009
Friday, January 16, 2009
Girls Like Guys That Treat Them Like Crap!?!?!?!
Okay I have had some girls admit to me that they like the guys that treat them like crap for some reason. They don't know why, but they do. Maybe for the vast majority of us though, we don't. Last night I was hanging out with some guys and a couple of them said this. And I said, "That's not true!" And they were pretty adimant, "Oh yes it is!!!"
So I wanted to create a post for them that shows how there is nothing better than a thoughtful guy! Ya, tough little rebels are great but knowing he cares just makes it that much better. So here are some lame, but valid points of the argument:
SCENARIO #1
After I went out with David who I WAS NOT interested in, I recieved this text:
"Hope that ur day is well and that the flowers that would come to your mind as u read this come from me"
SO CHEESY but cute. Although I didn't like him, his thoughtfulness made me wish I liked him.
SCENARIO #2
Over Christmas I got a retail job. You know, helping customer's, etc. One day an old couple came in and I began talking to them, being all friendly, and trying to help them. At some point in the conversation I asked them where they were from. Turns out they were from the same city as my grandparents so I asked them if they knew them and they said yes! Turns out it's my grandma's best friend. So later my grandma called me and said that the lady wanted to set me up with her grandson and how she hadn't been able to stop thinking about it since she met me. So I said, "Why not!?" He lived two hours away so I didn't really think it would happen but he drove up! We went ice skating and it was fun. He didn't really seem like my type but when he asked if I wanted to go out again I said, sure. (I always give people at least two chances...) During the night as we were getting to know each other he asked what I liked to do. I said I liked to go snoeshoeing but i don't go often because I don't have snowshoes... Well for our next date he asked if I wanted to go snowshoeing and he stopped at Cabella's on his two hour drive to my house and bought snowshoes! I was like DANG! Although after the date I still didn't feel like it would go anywhere so I told him, I did want to like him SO BAD just because of his thoughtfulness and the fact that he really did listen to what I said!
I don't know how many the men want to know that girls like it when they are NOT treated like crap, I have got more - but this post might be kinda boring... but here are some other idea's that guys have done and it has made me like them so much more....
*When a girl is sick - taking over a gatorade or can of soup and whatever cold medicine you have in your cupboard (even if it's not the whole box or bottle) with a note written on lined paper that says, "Get Well Soon"
*Call when you know that the girl will be gone (or can't answer the cell) and leave a message saying, "Hey I was just thinking about you!"
*Leave a post-it on her mirror saying how beautiful she looks today
I can't really think of tons right now but hey, if anyone else has anything to add to the girls don't like it when guys treat them like crap idea - let these boys know and comment! And if you have cute things boys have done that made you like them more... do share, please! :)
So I wanted to create a post for them that shows how there is nothing better than a thoughtful guy! Ya, tough little rebels are great but knowing he cares just makes it that much better. So here are some lame, but valid points of the argument:
SCENARIO #1
After I went out with David who I WAS NOT interested in, I recieved this text:
"Hope that ur day is well and that the flowers that would come to your mind as u read this come from me"
SO CHEESY but cute. Although I didn't like him, his thoughtfulness made me wish I liked him.
SCENARIO #2
Over Christmas I got a retail job. You know, helping customer's, etc. One day an old couple came in and I began talking to them, being all friendly, and trying to help them. At some point in the conversation I asked them where they were from. Turns out they were from the same city as my grandparents so I asked them if they knew them and they said yes! Turns out it's my grandma's best friend. So later my grandma called me and said that the lady wanted to set me up with her grandson and how she hadn't been able to stop thinking about it since she met me. So I said, "Why not!?" He lived two hours away so I didn't really think it would happen but he drove up! We went ice skating and it was fun. He didn't really seem like my type but when he asked if I wanted to go out again I said, sure. (I always give people at least two chances...) During the night as we were getting to know each other he asked what I liked to do. I said I liked to go snoeshoeing but i don't go often because I don't have snowshoes... Well for our next date he asked if I wanted to go snowshoeing and he stopped at Cabella's on his two hour drive to my house and bought snowshoes! I was like DANG! Although after the date I still didn't feel like it would go anywhere so I told him, I did want to like him SO BAD just because of his thoughtfulness and the fact that he really did listen to what I said!
I don't know how many the men want to know that girls like it when they are NOT treated like crap, I have got more - but this post might be kinda boring... but here are some other idea's that guys have done and it has made me like them so much more....
*When a girl is sick - taking over a gatorade or can of soup and whatever cold medicine you have in your cupboard (even if it's not the whole box or bottle) with a note written on lined paper that says, "Get Well Soon"
*Call when you know that the girl will be gone (or can't answer the cell) and leave a message saying, "Hey I was just thinking about you!"
*Leave a post-it on her mirror saying how beautiful she looks today
I can't really think of tons right now but hey, if anyone else has anything to add to the girls don't like it when guys treat them like crap idea - let these boys know and comment! And if you have cute things boys have done that made you like them more... do share, please! :)
Wednesday, January 14, 2009
Jay Leno First Date - Beats all mine!
If you didn't see this on the Tonight Show, this is probably the funniest date story ever, first date or not!
Jay Leno went into the audience to find the most embarrassing first date that a woman ever had. The winner described her worst first-date experience. There was absolutely no question as to why her tale took the prize! She said it was midwinter . Snowing and quite cold ... And the guy had taken her skiing in the mountains outside Salt Lake City , Utah . It was a day trip (no overnight). They were strangers, after all, and truly had never met before. The outing was fun but relatively uneventful until they were headed home late that afternoon. They were driving back down the mountain, when she began to realize that she should not have had that extra latte They were about an hour away from anywhere with a rest room and in the middle of nowhere. Her companion suggested she try to hold it, which she did for a while. Unfortunately, because of the heavy snow and slow going, there came a point where she told him that he had better stop and let her go beside the road, or it would be the front seat of his car. They stopped and she quickly crawled out beside the car, yanked her pants down and started. In the deep snow she didn't have good footing, so she let her butt rest against the rear fender to steady herself. Her companion stood on the other side of the car watching for traffic and indeed was a real gentleman and refrained from peeking. All she could think about was the relief she felt despite the rather embarrassing nature of the situation. Upon finishing, however she soon became aware of another sensation. As she bent to pull up her pants, the young lady discovered her buttocks were firmly glued against the car's fender. Thoughts of tongues frozen to po les immediately came to mind as she attempted to disengage her f les h from the icy metal. It was quickly apparent that she had a brand new problem due to the extreme cold. Horrified by her plight and yet aware of the humor of the moment, she answered her date's concerns about 'what is taking so long' with a reply that indeed, she was 'freezing her butt off' and in need of some assistance. He came around the car as she tried to cover herself with her sweater and then, as she looked imploringly into his eyes, he burst out laughing. She too, got the giggles and when they finally managed to compose themselves, they assessed her dilemma. Obviously, as hysterical as the situation was, they also were faced with a real problem. Both agreed it would take something hot to free her chilly cheeks From the grip of the icy metal. Thinking about what had gotten her into the predicament in the first place, both quickly realized that there was only one way to get her free. So, as she looked the other way her first-time date proceeded to unzip his pants and pee her butt off the fender. As the audience screamed in laughter, she took the Tonight Show prize hands down. Or perhaps that should be 'pants down'.
Jay Leno's comment: 'This gives a whole new meaning to being pissed off.'
Oh, and how did the first date turn out? He became her husband and was sitting next to her on the Leno show.
Jay Leno went into the audience to find the most embarrassing first date that a woman ever had. The winner described her worst first-date experience. There was absolutely no question as to why her tale took the prize! She said it was midwinter . Snowing and quite cold ... And the guy had taken her skiing in the mountains outside Salt Lake City , Utah . It was a day trip (no overnight). They were strangers, after all, and truly had never met before. The outing was fun but relatively uneventful until they were headed home late that afternoon. They were driving back down the mountain, when she began to realize that she should not have had that extra latte They were about an hour away from anywhere with a rest room and in the middle of nowhere. Her companion suggested she try to hold it, which she did for a while. Unfortunately, because of the heavy snow and slow going, there came a point where she told him that he had better stop and let her go beside the road, or it would be the front seat of his car. They stopped and she quickly crawled out beside the car, yanked her pants down and started. In the deep snow she didn't have good footing, so she let her butt rest against the rear fender to steady herself. Her companion stood on the other side of the car watching for traffic and indeed was a real gentleman and refrained from peeking. All she could think about was the relief she felt despite the rather embarrassing nature of the situation. Upon finishing, however she soon became aware of another sensation. As she bent to pull up her pants, the young lady discovered her buttocks were firmly glued against the car's fender. Thoughts of tongues frozen to po les immediately came to mind as she attempted to disengage her f les h from the icy metal. It was quickly apparent that she had a brand new problem due to the extreme cold. Horrified by her plight and yet aware of the humor of the moment, she answered her date's concerns about 'what is taking so long' with a reply that indeed, she was 'freezing her butt off' and in need of some assistance. He came around the car as she tried to cover herself with her sweater and then, as she looked imploringly into his eyes, he burst out laughing. She too, got the giggles and when they finally managed to compose themselves, they assessed her dilemma. Obviously, as hysterical as the situation was, they also were faced with a real problem. Both agreed it would take something hot to free her chilly cheeks From the grip of the icy metal. Thinking about what had gotten her into the predicament in the first place, both quickly realized that there was only one way to get her free. So, as she looked the other way her first-time date proceeded to unzip his pants and pee her butt off the fender. As the audience screamed in laughter, she took the Tonight Show prize hands down. Or perhaps that should be 'pants down'.
Jay Leno's comment: 'This gives a whole new meaning to being pissed off.'
Oh, and how did the first date turn out? He became her husband and was sitting next to her on the Leno show.
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